I stumbled down some stairs today and sprained my ankle. (I’m okay Mom!)
I was carrying an armload of stuff, as usual, and landed in a heap on the grass. Luckily, the only witnesses were the boys and The Husband, who was bringing up the rear with his own armload of stuff.
When I didn’t immediately pop back up, The Husband went back in for an ice pack and the boys planted their bums on the stairs, repeatedly asking, “Mommy, are you okay?”
While I rolled on the ground in that early state of is-it-broken-or-just-sprained pain, I happened to pass some gas. My 8-year-old brightened up and exclaimed,
“Well, there’s nothing that doesn’t feel better after a little fart!”
He was right, suddenly I couldn’t stop laughing…
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Hahahahhaa..I am loving this series..but such wise words from an 8 year old..lol..
Thanks so much for reading! My kids are both wise and wise-assed!
This was so funny! Hope your ankle is okay!
Getting better everyday, thanks. It was worth it for the laugh!
Thanks for stopping by and for taking the time to comment. 🙂
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I love your fart stories. 😆
You probably say that to all the bloggers!
Yours is the only one that talks about farts so far.
Darrell and I just shared a good giggle, it was at your expense, sorry and i really hope you are ok, and thanks
My pleasure! I’m always happy to be the butt of the joke (pun intended, of course).
That is so cute, and true!
Oh, everything they say is true… Unless I’m asking who peed on the toilet seat.
Bah ha ha ha! Good one. 🙂
Glad I have sons, daughters would be so embarrassed by me!
That’s great and so true!
Yes, my very own reality show… 🙂