Funny things my kids say #5


I stumbled down some stairs today and sprained my ankle. (I’m okay Mom!)

I was carrying an armload of stuff, as usual, and landed in a heap on the grass. Luckily, the only witnesses were the boys and The Husband, who was bringing up the rear with his own armload of stuff.

When I didn’t immediately pop back up, The Husband went back in for an ice pack and the boys planted their bums on the stairs, repeatedly asking, “Mommy, are you okay?”

While I rolled on the ground in that early state of is-it-broken-or-just-sprained pain, I happened to pass some gas. My 8-year-old brightened up and exclaimed,

“Well, there’s nothing that doesn’t feel better after a little fart!”

He was right, suddenly I couldn’t stop laughing…

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19 responses to “Funny things my kids say #5

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  2. Hahahahhaa..I am loving this series..but such wise words from an 8 year

  3. This was so funny! Hope your ankle is okay!

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  7. I love your fart stories. 😆

  8. Darrell and I just shared a good giggle, it was at your expense, sorry and i really hope you are ok, and thanks

  9. That is so cute, and true!

  10. Bah ha ha ha! Good one. 🙂

  11. That’s great and so true!

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