We were woken last night by a crying 6-year-old. The Husband took the call.
ET had a nightmare in which a shark had attacked him and bit his bum. He made his dad check to see if there was a bite. “No, but there’s a big crack…” (Classic Husband humour.)
This immediately raised the question,
“If somebody steps on a bum, will it break their mother’s back?”
Deep thoughts at 2 AM…
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Men have the weirdest sense of humour.
At least my man does.
I’m impressed Husband had the energy for that witty remark at 2 a.m. — kudos to him!
The Husband never misses an opportunity to use the ol’ crack in yer bum joke!