Tag Archives: WickedCynic

How to cook the perfect amount of pasta: 1. Pour the amount you think you need 2. You're wrong

— Jiminy Kicks It (@JiminyKicksIt) June 6, 2014

Surgery is just stabbing a man to life.

— Jiminy Kicks It (@JiminyKicksIt) June 6, 2014

Sometimes as I’m getting off a crowded elevator I like to turn & look at someone who’s staying on and say “you’re in charge while I’m gone.”

— Jiminy Kicks It (@JiminyKicksIt) May 20, 2014