The other day, I became disgusted while eating lunch with the 6-year-old. Like most kids his age, he still chews with his mouth open. Deciding it was a good moment to teach better table manners, I asked him to try chewing with his mouth closed.
He watched me demonstrate and then gave it a shot. After a couple of attempts, he sighed and rejected the new method.
“Nope. My teeth can’t open as much… it’s not very efficient.”
The kid is too smart for his own good!
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