As a follow-up to my post “Music today… grumble grumble” I’d like to direct your attention to this extremely funny article from the Onion. It was published on June 27th but I didn’t see it until tonight.
Eminem Terrified as Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised on His Music.
“Honestly, I don’t really know what I’m supposed to do here. How am I supposed to let Hailie go out with a guy who says I was a huge influence on him and all of his friends?”
“And his parents let him listen to it?” Eminem continued. “What kind of house was that? I don’t even want to think about what kind of people they are.”
The Onion is an American satirical news website that parodies traditional newspapers by using a layout based on the American Press. It is always good for a few laughs.
I LOVE The Onion! I saw this Eminem story and def got a chuckle. I also loved the one about the American girl who was pissed about Justin Bieber visiting Anne Frank’s house while in Amsterdam. http://www.theonion.com/articles/justin-bieber-fan-jealous-of-anne-frank,32067/ She is quoted as saying, “What makes her so special that she gets a shout out? I retweet him every day and he mentions her by name and calls her a ‘great girl?’ Ugh.”
They’re always funny!