Our son received a joke book from our neighbour for his birthday. On the way home from the party, he read over half of them to us. Each joke was preceded by the challenge, “You’ll never get this one.”
Daddy got every one correct. Apparently, he was also once an eight-year-old boy.
I finally got one just as we rounded the corner to home.
My son, “What do a cow and a horse have in common?”
Me, “They’ve both been domesticated to serve the needs of man.”
I slay myself sometimes!