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Funny things my kids say #3

Photograph by Spacepleb

Photograph by Spacepleb

My children have discovered the magical burning properties of concentrated sunshine through a magnifying glass. I’m worried the 8-year-old now wants to be an arsonist when he grows up. The other day he showed me a piece of wood covered in charred pock marks and said,

“I want to keep this as a souvenir of when I started burning things.”

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