As usual this morning, The Husband was up very early, well before the rest of us, getting himself ready for his bike to work.
He was in the kitchen when he heard ET shout out, “Mommy… mumble, mumble, mumble… hangnail!”
He raced upstairs to quiet him down, saying, “Shhhh… It’s too early, Mommy and CJ are still sleeping.”
Still more than half-asleep himself, the 6-year-old muttered back,
“Sorry… that was supposed to be in my dream.”
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