Back in July, I wrote about having “the talk” with CJ. As I wrote in that post we have always used the proper names for the various body parts.
Thank goodness we have. If not, I wouldn’t have had the pleasure of hearing this explanation from the 6-year-old when I found pee on the bathroom floor (yet again).
“I couldn’t help it! My penis skin was stuck to my testpickle!”
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Testpickle. And in his sweet little voice too. Priceless.
I know! I had to bite my lip to stop from laughing… peeing on the floor is a serious business!
That’s awesome! My two boys are the same age, but one is a little more naive than the other. One day he asked me what a testicle was. I was sputtering out words, hoping I gave him the right explanation. I was saying “we’ll, it’s the thing on your thing”, while putting my hand in some weird cupped hand position, for whatever reason. Finally, tiring of my drawn out explanation, my other son blurted out “It’s your balls dude”! I just said “There you go”. They were probably about 8 at the time. They are always amusing aren’t they?! 🙂
It’s your balls Dude! HAHAHA. I’d have loved to be there for that!
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Omg hilarious!
Yup! 🙂
This made me BURST OUT LAUGHING at my desk. I’m thirty years old, and I’m totally going to start calling them “testpickles” now, bahahaha. You made my morning!!
Glad ET could be of service. I really couldn’t make this shit up if I tried!
😀
Out of the mouths of babes. It’s endless. 🙂
That’s what I’m worried about! Endless…
Wait till he has the post ejaculate V streamed pee from his testpickle being used the night before at a college party to….wait, is this too much??
Don, you obviously didn’t get my talk… the testpickle is below the penis. And you should always assume it’s TMI! 🙂
Oh geez! Yeah, I did screw that up, didn’t I? Carry on!
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Testpickle..
That’s pretty much exactly what I said!