Funny things my kids say #8


Back in July, I wrote about having “the talk” with CJ. As I wrote in that post we have always used the proper names for the various body parts.

Thank goodness we have. If not, I wouldn’t have had the pleasure of hearing this explanation from the 6-year-old when I found pee on the bathroom floor (yet again).

“I couldn’t help it! My penis skin was stuck to my testpickle!”

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18 responses to “Funny things my kids say #8

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  2. Testpickle. And in his sweet little voice too. Priceless.

  3. That’s awesome! My two boys are the same age, but one is a little more naive than the other. One day he asked me what a testicle was. I was sputtering out words, hoping I gave him the right explanation. I was saying “we’ll, it’s the thing on your thing”, while putting my hand in some weird cupped hand position, for whatever reason. Finally, tiring of my drawn out explanation, my other son blurted out “It’s your balls dude”! I just said “There you go”. They were probably about 8 at the time. They are always amusing aren’t they?! πŸ™‚

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  5. This made me BURST OUT LAUGHING at my desk. I’m thirty years old, and I’m totally going to start calling them “testpickles” now, bahahaha. You made my morning!!

  6. Out of the mouths of babes. It’s endless. πŸ™‚

  7. Wait till he has the post ejaculate V streamed pee from his testpickle being used the night before at a college party to….wait, is this too much??


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